So Ashley Cole is in todays issue of The Sun for supposedly having a “wild” sex romp with a ‘pretty’ blonde.
I’m posting this because the whole thing just makes me laugh, some extracts from the article….
“It was a big mistake, I feel so sorry for Cheryl.”
REALLY? Is that why you’ve rushed to The Sun to make her feel better?
“He just kept saying to me, ‘Please don’t tell anyone, I’ll get in so much trouble’.”
So, again, you went straight to The Sun?
“He slapped my backside so hard his wedding ring left an imprint. He tried to hold my hand but I could feel the ring and felt so bad I pushed it away.”
Cole then joined Aimee in the back seat of her pal’s Vauxhall Astra while his friend CJ sat in the passenger seat. Two of Cole’s other friends got a separate cab back to the flat.
Aimee — who has a 19-month-old son — said: “During the ride he was slurring his words and was a right mess. Then he just threw up everywhere.
Bet she was thinking can’t wait to shag him
Once at the flat, Cole’s pals Johnny, CJ and a third man continued drinking downstairs, waiting for the early morning Hatton fight — while the England star led Aimee to a bedroom.
She said: “When you walk into the flat there’s a staircase straight ahead of you and a toilet on the right.
“Ashley said he needed a drink and we went to the toilet to get some tissue to wipe sick off his arm.”
Obviously she was finding this a right turn on
“I was a bit drunk and knew he was married and felt bad because I knew what was going to happen.
obviously felt REALLY bad at this point
“He asked me to lie down next to him and before long his hands were all over me.
“We started having sex but it wasn’t long before he said he felt sick again.
“Then he just rolled over and vomited on the floor, all over the cream carpet. It was disgusting.”
She was thinking she wanted him even more now
But Cole was not going to let that stop him scoring. Aimee said: “He had some mouthwash, then jumped back into bed.
“We started having sex again but his mates piled into the room.
“After they left we finally managed to get going again and tried several positions.
“Eventually he finished and collapsed on to my chest. He was panting and clearly had a good time.”
What a Classy girl she is